COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS!
captainclassycunts:

vegannvagina:

babyferaligator:

dumbass

Infomercial Kitten

Have you ever wanted to get a sip of milk and it just don’t go your way?

captainclassycunts:

vegannvagina:

babyferaligator:

dumbass

Infomercial Kitten

Have you ever wanted to get a sip of milk and it just don’t go your way?

helioscentrifuge:


lillithcosplay:

You can either 14 or 132 that’s it! Either 14 or 132, no in between jUST FUCKING 14 OR 132 JUST FUCKING MAKE 132 YOU PIECE OF SHIT 132 PANCAKES FOR YOUR FUCKING BREAKFAST

wake up at 5am to make all these goddamn pancakes

helioscentrifuge:

lillithcosplay:

You can either 14 or 132 that’s it! Either 14 or 132, no in between jUST FUCKING 14 OR 132 JUST FUCKING MAKE 132 YOU PIECE OF SHIT 132 PANCAKES FOR YOUR FUCKING BREAKFAST

wake up at 5am to make all these goddamn pancakes

jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

image

crucifiedpotato:

faultlessnesscatastrophe:

catp0rn:

catseverywhere:

The deadly banana peel claims another victim. 

WHERE DID THE CAT EVEN GO OMG?

Paranormal Activity: CATS

Don’t you mean cativity

crucifiedpotato:

faultlessnesscatastrophe:

catp0rn:

catseverywhere:

The deadly banana peel claims another victim. 

WHERE DID THE CAT EVEN GO OMG?

Paranormal Activity: CATS

Don’t you mean cativity

cutegirlmayra:

gayabortions:

hexgoddess:

gayabortions:

hexgoddess:

botan-drana:

Bowser being a dad

Bowser is the best dad

bowser and mario actually settled their differences a long time ago and all the games with bowser’s kids are a game he sets up with the plumbers and the princess to keep all 7 or 8 of them active and engaged for an entire weekend because even the king of the koopas needs a hand sometimes wrangling all of them.

That’s why there’s never any blood, it’s all just playing tag and when you’re tagged you dramatically fall down.

peach spends her time “kidnapped” looking after the little ones and making sure they’re eating properly and doing a good job guarding their castles. once one is “defeated,” peach takes off to check in on the next one and bowser picks up his kid to come hang out back at the main castle and watch the rest of the adventure and eat some of the cake peach makes for the kids.

Headcanon accepted

cutegirlmayra:

gayabortions:

hexgoddess:

gayabortions:

hexgoddess:

botan-drana:

Bowser being a dad

Bowser is the best dad

bowser and mario actually settled their differences a long time ago and all the games with bowser’s kids are a game he sets up with the plumbers and the princess to keep all 7 or 8 of them active and engaged for an entire weekend because even the king of the koopas needs a hand sometimes wrangling all of them.

That’s why there’s never any blood, it’s all just playing tag and when you’re tagged you dramatically fall down.

peach spends her time “kidnapped” looking after the little ones and making sure they’re eating properly and doing a good job guarding their castles. once one is “defeated,” peach takes off to check in on the next one and bowser picks up his kid to come hang out back at the main castle and watch the rest of the adventure and eat some of the cake peach makes for the kids.

Headcanon accepted

cookingpeach:

In our hearts… we all knew she could never squish roach-friend.

cookingpeach:

In our hearts… we all knew she could never squish roach-friend.

daedriac:

The only important pictures from my Italy trip

babyferaligator:

kidouyuuto:

IMMFMMMMMMM LAUGHING SO HAHRD 
HE JSUSUT SHTIIS VOIEOELT NTY LLYT OANNDM?! ??!? !)R#)(RI )$#RI ()#R ()IROJFIEJ IGFJ$EGIJ#( TRJ)@RJ()JRKLWKF FANNND IDMD MTHJSESAM HEH HEISDJ DIEM MCIOICIRJRJ $RHIUH#RT*H#R UIJKEG FIGWQ RWQ:RLKQLRKO:QRIP(IR(IR)IKFIMREKKF KL TÔI cười như đĩa لا استطيع التوقف عن الصراخ مثل يسوع المسيح  오 내가 그대로 이유가 똥 거룩한 하나님을 어떤 일이 일어나고 있는지 숨을 쉴 수없는 뇌졸중 데 오, 맙소사 사람이 이런 세상에 이런 사람이 오 사람 아 사람 ああ、私は文字通り理由がある船尾の神聖な神に何が起こっているのか息ができない脳卒中を抱えていますなんてこった男聖なるくそああああああ男男男

homie laughed himself asian

babyferaligator:

kidouyuuto:

IMMFMMMMMMM LAUGHING SO HAHRD 

HE JSUSUT SHTIIS VOIEOELT NTY LLYT OANNDM?! ??!? !)R#)(RI )$#RI ()#R ()IROJFIEJ IGFJ$EGIJ#( TRJ)@RJ()JRKLWKF FANNND IDMD MTHJSESAM HEH HEISDJ DIEM MCIOICIRJRJ $RHIUH#RT*H#R UIJKEG FIGWQ RWQ:RLKQLRKO:QRIP(IR(IR)IKFIMREKKF KL TÔI cười như đĩa لا استطيع التوقف عن الصراخ مثل يسوع المسيح  오 내가 그대로 이유가 똥 거룩한 하나님을 어떤 일이 일어나고 있는지 숨을 쉴 수없는 뇌졸중 데 오, 맙소사 사람이 이런 세상에 이런 사람이 오 사람 아 사람 ああ、私は文字通り理由がある船尾の神聖な神に何が起こっているのか息ができない脳卒中を抱えていますなんてこった男聖なるくそああああああ男男男

homie laughed himself asian

mamavalkyrie:

shakerattleandcrescentrolls:

devious-devil:

omnimodus:

apparently the key to happiness is to have a long and shitty winter
and if you can’t have that, surround yourself with deadly wildlife

or maybe these countries have free or reasonably priced health care, good education and costs nothing or very little, marriage equality(not all do however on the list but they at least aren’t extremely homophobic either), decent minimum wages, stable economies, low crime rates and so forth and also deadly wildlife because we protect our environment



Shots fired

mamavalkyrie:

shakerattleandcrescentrolls:

devious-devil:

omnimodus:

apparently the key to happiness is to have a long and shitty winter

and if you can’t have that, surround yourself with deadly wildlife

or maybe these countries have free or reasonably priced health care, good education and costs nothing or very little, marriage equality(not all do however on the list but they at least aren’t extremely homophobic either), decent minimum wages, stable economies, low crime rates and so forth and also deadly wildlife because we protect our environment

Shots fired
tdub132:

devildoll:

OH MY GOD IT’S YOU HI

*BREAKS EVERY WINDOW IN THE HOUSE TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN*

tdub132:

devildoll:

OH MY GOD IT’S YOU HI

*BREAKS EVERY WINDOW IN THE HOUSE TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN*